PUBG Config as of 10/26/2017

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C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Local\TslGame\Saved\Config\WindowsNoEditor

edit Engine.ini and paste under everything

[/Script/Engine.RendererSettings]
r.DefaultFeature.Bloom=False
r.DefaultFeature.Bloom=0
r.DefaultFeature.AmbientOcclusion=False
r.DefaultFeature.AmbientOcclusionStaticFraction=False
r.DefaultFeature.AutoExposure=False
r.DefaultFeature.AutoExposure=0
r.DefaultFeature.MotionBlur=False
r.DefaultFeature.MotionBlur=0
r.DepthOfFieldQuality=0
r.DepthOfField.MaxSize=0
r.SwitchGridShadow=0
r.Streaming.PoolSize=0
r.Streaming.DefragDynamicBounds=1
r.bForceCPUAccessToGPUSkinVerts=True
r.DefaultFeature.LensFlare=0
r.AmbientOcclusionLevels=0
r.AmbientOcclusionRadiusScale=0.1
r.PostProcessAAQuality=0
r.DistanceFieldShadowing=0
r.DistanceFieldAO=0
r.LensFlareQuality=0
r.SceneColorFringeQUality=0
r.Upscale.Quality=0
r.FastBlurThreshold=0
r.LightFunctionQuality=0
r.ShadowQuality=0
r.Shadow.CSM.MaxCascades=1
r.Shadow.MaxResolution=128
r.Shadow.RadiusThreshold=0.1
r.Shadow.DistanceScale=0.1
r.Shadow.CSM.TransitionScale=0.1
r.TranslucencyLightingVolumeDim=32
r.RefractionQuality=0
r.SceneColorFormat=0
r.Tonemapper.Sharpen=2

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ITS DRAGONBALL Z AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, GOKU. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME GALACTIC FRIEZA ARMY BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE AFTERLIFE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT.

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